Lefty Bumper Stickers

So, while my commute each morning is relatively short (11 miles), it often takes 20 to 40 minutes to complete.  Most of this time is spent sitting on a 6 mile stretch of Pennsylvania’s fabled Schuylkill Expressway.  That’s pronounced Shkool-kill, for the uninitiated.  Also called the Sure Kill Expressway, localy.

Anyway, given the high number of crashes and even higher number of people in PA who cannot grasp the concepts of merging, yielding or turn signals, I am left with a lot of time to read the passing bumper stickers and window art.  As you may know, Philly is a very democrat town.  Very pro-union.  Along with Pittsburgh, Philly’s voting bloc sends the state into the blue category in most presidential elections, and is home to everyones favorite RINO senator, Arlen Spector.

But I digress.

So, taken from my commute and the parking lot behind my office, here are my favorite moonbat, leftist and WTF?!? Bumber stickers from this past week.

Click on More for, well, more:

Don’t blame me, I voted for Wesley Clark
So… this guy prefers the Kosovo bombings to Bush’s policies or Kerry’s flip flopping… ok
Murder and Starving Children are Not Family Values
I agree.  This is why I supported the ousting of Saddam Hussein.  However, the next 3 stickers fills you in on where she stands
No Blood For Oil
End America’s Tyranny
You can’t hug your children with nuclear arms
Buck Fush
I didn’t elect his daddy, either
The Road to Hell is Paved with Republicans
Ah, liberal democrats.  The party of non-judgmental tolerance
We need regime change… in Washington
The only Oil Funded Desert Dictator is W
Hmmm. Forgetting the House of Saud, among others
Draft Dodgers Shouldn’t Start Wars
Again, Kosovo? When did the left about face on the whole draft dodging issue?
Bu$h is Hitler without public speaking skills
Or the dead jews.  But he has both testicles.
11/03/04…the mourning after
Bush 60,608,582: Proof that 60 million of you are morons
Hmmm, but who was always confused by ballots, voting machines, and imaginary leaflets telling them to vote on Wednesday?
Adam and Steve:  Now that’s a Man-date
Not Every Problem has an American Solution
Now, if only moonbats would agree that not every problem has an American cause :)
Bush Bin Lyin
Somewhere in Texas, A Village is Missing and Idiot
True, but Dan Rather will be coming home soon.
Save The Environment - Plant a Bush back in Texas
Not Rich Enough for a Tax Break
Now, this one was on a SAAB.  A new 2004 SAAB.  The only people not rich enough for a tax cut are the ones who pay NO taxes… I can’t afford that 2004 SAAB.  And I know I got a tax cut.
Nobody Died When Clinton Lied
It seems this person forgot about the cruise missiles, the aspirin factory and, again, Kosovo
One Nation, under surveillance
It seems they’ve also forgotten the Clipper Chip, and Carnivore
Don’t Mix my Politics with your Religion
I thought liberal socialism was a religion…  the next one was on the same car, so I assume she’s a socialist
Workers Unite:  Vote Socialist
Jesus would slap the Shit out of you
Profane and sacrilegious.  And stunning ignorance.  He had a Darwin fish too.  And this next one
My other car is a broom
F.  The President
I did laugh at this one.  Esp since I had my W. The President travel mug in the truck.
Warning: Voting for Bush Causes War, Recession and Unemployment
Yawn.  Kosovo.  Recession started under Clinton, has ended, unemployment is within less than a percentage point of Clinton era, still exponentially better than Germany,France, Spain et al.
Pro-Constitution, Anti-Bush
Must be the new all liberal socialist constitution Soros is funding
Quagmire Accomplished
Mmmmm. Must have missed those elections.  And Lebanon.Etc, etc, etc Go protest babes, go.
Stop the Torture, Stop Bush
I guess she never heard of the rape rooms, torture parties and other Baathist antics prior to the invasion.
Real Conservative don’t start wars.
True… in the past we’ve left that to the democrats.
Ban ALL nuclear weapons
Yep.  Because bumper stickers, sing alongs and cannabis brownies will keep the Kim Jong Ils, Khadaffis and Husseins in line.
Fight Corruption: Cut Military Spending
My mind vapor locked, thinking of this person’s alternatives
War Doesn’t Work
Except for: The US Revolution.  World Wars 1 & 2.Korea.  Mexican Revolution.  Star Wars trilogy (4-6 for you whipper snappers)
War Cannot be Won; it can only be survived.
Except for: The US Revolution.  World Wars 1 & 2.Korea.  Mexican Revolution.  Star Wars trilogy (4-6 for you whipper snappers)

Anyway, that’s enough for now.  I’ll post more later.  Maybe post some of the fun righty bumper stickers too.  But they are few and far between here in blue Philly.  Fewer conservatives, fewer still willing to get their car keyed.

Comments

[Tom Blogical]

Very good, I needed a laugh as I'm stuck at work, rebuilding a laptop...

[The Babaganoosh]

I've noticed that most Republicans who don't like those bumper stickers always have to chuckle at the "F. The president" one. I know I'm guilty.

[Ian]

Stop meat gazing the President already...

[SCSIwuzzy]

Well, I'm sorry that your search for pro-union bumper stickers didn't lead you to happiness, Ian.

[Lynne Lincoln]

Where can I find the bumper sticker that says "Not Every Problem Has An American Solution"?

[SCSIwuzzy]

I am sure you can find one on a campus near you. Failing that, try Frawnce.

[Tom Blogical]

Where can I find the bumper sticker that says "Not Every Problem Has An American Solution, Unless You Want It Solved"?

Tee-hee, I just love being a contrarian.

[Montie]

One of my neighbors is a professor at a local university. Back before the election, I was driving by her house and saw that she had shoe polished across the back window of her SUV (Gasp! A liberal driving an SUV?... Well it IS a Honda SUV) the phrase "Let's send Bush back to Texas!" I guess a mere bumper sticker wasn't sufficient to convey the depth of her feeling on the subject.

I put up with this sight for a few weeks before it occurred to me that I might somehow add to the sentiment and change its meaning entirely, so I worked up a plan as to how I would do so.

I made a sign in large black letters on florescent green legal-sized card stock which continued the thought with "To celebrate his re-election!" I then covered the back of it with 2-sided tape. The next morning as I was driving by on my way to work, I stopped and stuck the sign to her spare tire cover, the spare being conveniently located on the rear just below the back window. Thus, a person behind her in traffic, or simply seeing her vehicle from the rear would see "Let's send Bush back to Texas! To celebrate his re-election!" A completely different message than she intended to espouse.

The sign stayed on for three days in her travels back and forth to her campus, and I had the good fortune to see her discovery of it the afternoon of the fourth day. I just happened to step outside to check my mail, when I saw her in her yard raking leaves. She walked behind her car, did a double-take, threw down her rake and ripped the sign from her spare tire, rending it in pieces in a fit of liberal pique...sweet.

[SCSIwuzzy]

Montie,
Did you ever know that you're my hero?

[vince]

where can i find a bumper sticker that says "I'm a conservative asshole"? I would put it on your car, of course.

[vince]

where can i find a bumper sticker that says "I'm a conservative asshole"? I would put it on your car, of course.

[vince]

where can i find a bumper sticker that says "I'm a conservative asshole"? I would put it on your car, of course.

[SCSIWuzzy]

Thank you Vince, for demonstrating the superiority of leftist thought and the tolerance for opposing opinion that is the hallmark of the modern left.
On a 2 year old thread of an inactive blog.
:)

[FraumpDrairee]

XXI:
It's easy to get a loan unless you need it.
XXII:
If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock,
not selling advice.
XXIII:
Any task can be completed in only one-third more time than is
currently estimated.
XXIV:
The only thing more costly than stretching the schedule of an
established project is accelerating it, which is itself the most
costly action known to man.
XXV:
A revised schedule is to business what a new season is to an athlete
or a new canvas to an artist.
-- Norman Augustine

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[sunny sunshine]

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[MoneyBoner]

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