Not a complete geek.

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OK, just to set record straight.  I am not a complete geek.  When needed, I can pass for normal.  And I have a great desire to hurt otaku.  Not just because they are otaku and therefore creepy (and often smelly), but because I know what they are talking about, and I want to punish them for always talking about it at the wrong time.  The wrong time being "in my presence".  They only exception is if I wander into a game store, or anyplace that sells comics and calls them graphic novels.  If I enter their realm, it is only fair that allow them to be them.

I went to a wedding recently with an otaku groom... luckily we weren't there long enough for me to build up enough rage to hurt him or his friends, physically or verbally.

You are 45% geek

You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator. Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend. You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines! Geek [to You]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals! You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.

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